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Why personal assistants are necessary.

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

James Franco, looking totally hot and fucked up at the same time, stumbles through this MTV interview.

What I’m wondering is, where’s his personal assistant?  All it takes is for the PA, after seeing him give his first answer, scootching over to him and, if he’s got a stand-off-ish relationship with his boss, saying, “Boss, you need to head back to your trailer for a moment to look at some things.”  Or, if the PA’s got a good relationship with his boss, whispering, “Get your fucked-up ass back to your trailer now before you embarrass the be-Jesus out of yourself.”

Either way, this could have been avoided:

 And by the way, Mr. Franco, drop me a line if you’re ever in the market for some decent assisting…