Oh, those poor pups.
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007Ahh yes, it’s the annual White House Christmas video, and it just makes me feel bad for those poor innocent dogs.
A few notes:
1. Bush’s jacket looks like it’s from the Smithsonian’s “Mid-80’s fashion” collection.
2. No writer was credited. That’s our government, doing its part to break the union.
3. Note that Miss Beazley is barely consulted as to whether or not she really wants to be a park ranger. I bet Barney beats her as well.
4. The Bush twins sounded a bit like they were making fun of Carol Channing (though maybe it could just be my crappy speakers).
5. How funny Tony Blair, credited as being “Bush’s poodle,” appears in the video with the dogs.
6. Say what you will about our government, the do decorate a beautiful Christmas tree.
7. The Secretary of the Interior is going to spend a billion dollars to “spruce things up.” Let’s hope there’s a sale in Target’s decorating aisle.
8. Who is Alan Jackson?